he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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