doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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