dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
nutella sex= disaster
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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