I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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