please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Randomize
