Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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