just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I could fuck to npr.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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