I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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