seriously i just wanna be friends
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At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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