Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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