why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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