quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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