is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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