DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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