And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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