Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i barfeds in our rink
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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