covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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