Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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