omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
