im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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