No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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