Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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