Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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