How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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