I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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