why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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