What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
