Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
