You're my little dorito
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
be right there i have to get my cape
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Randomize
