Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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