In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think my nap took me to another dimension
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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