How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
