..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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