it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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