id be glad to
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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