where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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