what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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