As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You're like the curious george of whores
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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