But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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