My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
