need another drink. this is the easiest way
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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