Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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