I want to walk on stilts...naked
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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