I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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