If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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