whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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