just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
