Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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