At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's rum buckets o'clock
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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