im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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