This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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