Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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