So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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